1/26/2024 0 Comments Instaling Car Parking FeverI have a dealer brochure for the ’93 Bronco, and I bet Rolls-Royce might just paste this copy straight into the Cullinan materials: A “four-speaker sound system is standard” and “a Power Point electrical accessory outlet allows you to use appliances like coffee pots or electric shavers during break time.” Oh, to be 1993 Bronco Man, sitting in that pterodactyl captain’s chair, popping in the new Spin Doctors cassette, and getting some coffee started. I hope the new Bronco follows the Eddie Bauer tradition, combining off-road excellence with unabashed luxury. I can’t think of any unsavory celebrities who ever had anything to do with a big Bronco. I know the original little Bronco has a larger following, but I think that one is tainted by association with skeevy celebrity owners like Simon Cowell and Jeremy Piven. I should point out that when I talk about Broncos, I’m usually talking about the big Bronco. Will that still work 20 years from now? No. Paper-thin leather that is apparently made from pterodactyls: no. There are elements of bygone Broncos that deserve a revival and others that we can skip. We’re probably late into Bronco development at this point, but hopefully Ford considered the input of owners like me in concocting the new one.
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